|The hidden meanings of women's words|
|Women are difficult to figure out, it's true, and we men constantly are receiving advice (much of it worthless) upon how to get along with them. However, here's an exercise that really will help. It takes up the frequent words that women use and interprets and translates their meanings. Read on then, fellow men, and acquire wisdom.|
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
|Eternal truths about the differences between the sexes?|
| A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
|This and that from out the hat|
|Tuesday, March 11, 2008|
|Two lamentable tales: A husband's and a wife's|
|She learned to quilt on Monday. |
Her stitches all were very fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner.
So we went out to dine.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008