|It's time to update the mottoes of these 50 United States|
|Tuesday, October 7, 2008|
|Some things we wouldn't know if we didn't see the movies|
|1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.|
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
|Remember how straighforward the world used to be?|
|Situation: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack of his truck.|
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
|It's the year 2029 and here are the latest headlines|
|Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. |
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
|Some items you occasionally may have use for|
|1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.|
Wednesday, September 10, 2008