|Travel agents report on some unusual calls|
| I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut. When I explained that the inn was fictional, the customer became very irate and insisted, "I know it is real, I see people check in every week!" Also, I really did have someone ask for an aisle seat on an airplane so their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.|
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
|Life: More surprising than it appears to be|
|A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" |
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
|A few exercises for no particular use or reason|
|Messages seen on the shirts of some women with obvious attitudes:|
So many men, so few who can afford me.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all - I just can't remember it all.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008