|Newly defined terms in the business world|
|Here are some familiar business terms brought up-to-date: |
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
|Is your computer masculine or feminine?
|A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.|
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer?'"
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
|Here are some stupid acts, for your amusement|
|A couple of weeks ago, I promised to bring you more reports by police, and others, of the acts of stupid criminals, and others. Here they are:|
Newark, N. J.: A woman reported her car stolen and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009